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    • How freaking delicious is scrapple??? A staple on breakfast menues throughout the greater Philadelphia area, this delicacy is the reason we're reluctant to venture too far from the tri-state area and also why we'll never go vegan. How could we ever forego that mouthwatering semi-solid congealed loaf of savory awesomeness? Dig in and take solace knowing that Wilbur did not meet his end in vain. If anything, you're giving him the greatest fate a pig could ever hope for - to be turned into a heavenly hunk of meat that eventually finds its way into the belly of a proud Philadelphian. #Scrapplgoals.

      See more like this in our Philly Food Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
      4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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    Mmmmmmmm....Scrapple

    When people ask me what scrapple is, I tell them it's what's on the floor after hot dogs are made. And, its delicious. Everything but the Oink captures it perfectly. Great fit, print quality and fast shipping!