"Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker

  • We were big Calvin & Hobbes fans as kids. They did some pretty cool things in that comic strip. But the coolest thing I ever saw Calvin do.. was pee on the Cowboys logo. That image, depicted on countless bumper stickers that rolled into the Vet on Game Day back in the 80s and 90s, is forever seared into my brain. As an homage, we're bringing it back, but with a Founding Father twist. And since Ben Franklin was easily the coolest founding father, we can definitely see him doing this.

    Go Birds!


    See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Stickers are printed on durable, high opacity (no judgement if you gotta look that word up) adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for slapping on your kid's trapper keeper, the back of your shaggin' wagon, or attempting to cover up that "Wentzylvania" tattoo that clearly did not age well
    3. Fast and easy bubble-free application
    4. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as suppository

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Robert Knudsen

Everything I wanted.🦅

Anna Whidbee

I didn’t receive it in my package:(

Hi Anna,

So sorry to hear that we did not include the sticker in your order! We'll send it out to you ASAP. Many apologies for the oversight and inconvenience on this, but we'll make it right for you!



Patrick Jr
Ben Franklin.

Love it . Can wait to put it on the tool box at work .

Piss on the star

I hate the cowboys i hope they fall apart as a team can’t stand them