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    • We were big Calvin & Hobbes fans as kids. They did some pretty cool things in that comic strip. But the coolest thing I ever saw Calvin do.. was pee on the blue star. That image, depicted on countless bumper stickers that rolled into the Vet on Game Day back in the 80s and 90s, is forever seared into my brain. As an homage, we're bringing it back, but with a Founding Father twist. And since Ben Franklin was easily the coolest founding father, we can definitely see him doing this.

    • That time Jason Kelce bought this sticker and put it on his new cybertruck 😂:

    • See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Stickers are printed on durable, high opacity (no judgement if you gotta look that word up) adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for slapping on your kid's trapper keeper, the back of your shaggin' wagon, or attempting to cover up that "Wentzylvania" tattoo that clearly did not age well
      3. Fast and easy bubble-free application
      4. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as suppository

       

    Customer Reviews

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    MJP
    DALLAS SUCKS !!!!!

    I'd rather see Phillygoat offer a KELLY GREEN t-shirt w/this on the front & something else like "DALLAS SUCKS ON THE REAR for an affordable price.
    The Dallas game is in a few weeks... I just know Ryan will come thru your fans are waiting. LOL

    BTW the sticker I bought looks great on my laptop....need a 5.5 for my bumper..LOL
    Can you make that code good for $8.00?? for a senior citizen !!!!!

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    Douglas B.
    “Go Birds!” -Benny Frank (Probably)

    Dallas sucks. This sticker rocks. Nuff said.

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    CAROL BASILE
    Great and unusual bumper stickers

    This is a really interesting and very cool bumper sticker. I purchased several to give to hardcore Eagles fans in my family. I absolutely love them and I wish I owned a car just to sport one of them.

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    Richard Rush

    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Blue Star" Sticker

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    Kyle Friend
    Fantastic

    Great quality, looks better in person. GO BIRDS!