Schuylkill River Mermaid Women's Tank Top

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  • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

    This tank top pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Solid Purple Rush
Solid Black
Solid Midnight Navy
Solid Mint
Solid Red
Solid Royal
Solid Tahiti Blue
Solid White
Heather Grey

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Sarah Lichter

The shirt is great, the graphic is hysterical, and the mermaid’s body and/or persona fit anyone associated with Philadelphia.

Marina Johnston
Move over, Ariel!

If you've outgrown the sappy Disney princesses, the Schuylkill Mermaid is your gal! I love my new tank top, soft material and great graphics. And the product descriptions on the Phillygoat website? Pure marketing poetry.

Debbie Holbach
Spot on!

Our middle daughter was born in Philly and returned for college. Drexel. Rugby team. The shirt was perfect!

kelsey malin

This shirt rocks! Seriously I am so excited to rock it around town. The sizing is spot on, the quality is great, the print is perfect, 10/10 will order from here again!!

jenn potter
Love It

The fit and feel of the shirt is great!