Schuylkill River Mermaid Women's Tank Top

Size Guide
  • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

    This tank top pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Solid Purple Rush
Solid Black
Solid Midnight Navy
Solid Mint
Solid Red
Solid Royal
Solid Tahiti Blue
Solid White
Heather Grey

Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
Monica Laird
Great whimsical tank!

I bought two and they were as they looked online. Good material and print. Great gift! I would purchase from this company again!

nikki mitchell
Proud Philly Gal

Love this tank! get to represent my home town and most people chuckle from it!

Alena Hackett
Schuylkill Mermaid

I order a large Schuylkill Mermaid tank and I love the design, quality, and color. However it fits more like a small.

Nice tank top!

I like my new tank top! It is good quality and funny graphic!

Danielle Gonzalez

Schuylkill River Mermaid Women's Tank Top