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  • Schuylkill River Mermaid Women's Tank Top

    • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

      This tank top pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
      4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Color
    Solid Purple Rush
    Solid Black
    Solid Midnight Navy
    Solid Mint
    Solid Red
    Solid Royal
    Solid Tahiti Blue
    Solid White
    Heather Grey
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    Customer Reviews

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    Caitlin R
    Just what I was hoping for

    Love the design, it's the most Philly thing ever! Shirt is great, just be aware these tanks run like two sizes small and even then are on the snug side. I'd love a different option that didn't run so small or at least extended sizes.

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    Monica Laird
    Great whimsical tank!

    I bought two and they were as they looked online. Good material and print. Great gift! I would purchase from this company again!

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    nikki mitchell
    Proud Philly Gal

    Love this tank! get to represent my home town and most people chuckle from it!

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    Alena Hackett
    Schuylkill Mermaid

    I order a large Schuylkill Mermaid tank and I love the design, quality, and color. However it fits more like a small.

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    JANELLE CUNNINGHAM
    Nice tank top!

    I like my new tank top! It is good quality and funny graphic!