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  • "Schuylkill River Mermaid" Sticker

    • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

      This sticker pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Stickers are printed on durable, high opacity (no judgement if you gotta look that word up) adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for slapping on your kid's trapper keeper, the back of your shaggin' wagon, or attempting to cover up that "Wentzylvania" tattoo that clearly did not age well
      3. Fast and easy bubble-free application
      4. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 5 reviews
    Sean McCormick

    It’s a sticker and It sticks really well!

    Joseph Mcdevitt

    Was a gift for friend who fishes in the river he loved it
    Thx goat

    Paula Kane
    What a Beauty!!😂😂

    Love the sticker😂😂She is so pretty 😂😂

    A Leveille
    Skook mermaid

    This sticker has been a great addition to the collection of stickers on our beer fridge. I'm originally from Schuylkill County and the sticker cracked me up bringing back memories of the "big shit crick"!

    LuAnn Billett
    Amazing Customer Service

    When I ordered my stickers I accidentally filled in my old address. The new owners do not forward mail and even kept a large package one time until I asked for it. I emailed PhillyGoat and heard back right away. They fixed the address and we’re so nice!!! I swim open water races in the Schuylkill and the Schuylkill Mermaid is so perfect.