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Schuylkill River Mermaid Raglan Tee
$34.99
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The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.
This raglan shirt pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.
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- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- Triblend fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
- Softball-inspired ¾ length long sleeve lets the world know you’re a baller
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your triblend raglan tee is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository