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    • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win many prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

      Pay tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid with this toddler tee that shows your kid there's more to being magical than just looks.

      See more jawns like this in our Kids Tee Collection or get it in an Adult size here.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
      3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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    Scott Henry
    Schuylkill River Mermaid Tees

    You REALLY need to Make these in adult sizes. I was prepared to pay for three just now if they were adult sizes. Also, I was really hoping that you had that logo on a mask. Lol

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    Sheldon WILDERMUTH

    WHAT NO ADULT SIZES. ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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    Customer

    Please make adult sizes 🙏🏼 🤣

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    Cate Risell

    Please make for adults