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    • Unleash the wild side of your phandom with our "Pheast Mode" youth tee that features our legendary mascot like you've never seen him before. Manning his iconic hot dog cannon, atop his souped-up 4-wheeler with eyes popping and tongue wagging in the wind, this will bring an edge of playful chaos to your fandrobe.

      This one-of-a-kind design, crafted in partnership with renowned local tattoo artist Brian Garber from Wizards World of Tattoos, captures the essence of new school tattoo art blended with a heavy dose of mascot madness.

    • See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES BELOW

    • Say hello to your kid's new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause they'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything they've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and sure to make them the coolest kid at school.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Classic youth-sized crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are what douchey NYC / L.A. parents get their kids
      3. 100% airlume combed & ringspoun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
      5. Relaxed, lightweight, unisex fit your kid'll never want to take off
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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