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    • Unleash the wild side of your phandom with our "Pheast Mode" tee that features our legendary mascot like you've never seen him before. Manning his iconic hot dog cannon, atop his souped-up 4-wheeler with eyes popping and tongue wagging in the wind, this will bring an edge of phuzzy chaos to your fandrobe.

      This one-of-a-kind design, crafted in partnership with renowned local tattoo artist Brian Garber from Wizards World of Tattoos, captures the essence of new school tattoo art blended with a heavy dose of mascot madness.

    • See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES BELOW

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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    Kim M
    Great design

    I love the design and shirt is very comfortable!

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    Customer
    Phab Phanatic Shirt!

    Ordered the Pheast Mode Tee. Fast shipping. Comfortable shirt and received a lot of compliments when I wore it down the game with my Phantic Vans!

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    Sanford Stark

    Looks awesome and feels good on.

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    Phyllis Beeler
    Pheast your eyes on me!

    This Pheast of a Beast motoring around on his Phanatical scooter is pure Philly spirit. This is confirmed by this Philly girl named Phyllis.

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    Amanda Moore
    Love it!

    Great quality tee. Soft material.