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  • "Phillygoat Retro Vibes" Premium Joggers

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    • Rep the company that reps the greatest city of all time - Philadelphia. Created in the City of Brotherly Love by three brothers, Phillygoat’s dream is for Philly to take over the universe… one t-shirt (and pair of sweatpants) at a time. Let’s realize that dream together.

      This groovy yet understated retro line design is a nod to all the beautiful colors that adorn our historic City - from the inner-city murals, to Boat House Row, to the Septa lines that traverse our vibrant neighborhoods.

      See more jawns like this in our Phillygoat Brand Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite sweatpants — soft on the outside, and even softer on the inside, these joggers are made from a cotton touch polyester jersey fabric that won't fade after washing. Use them for athletic endeavors like a jog along the Schuylkill, a Yuengling keg stand, or simply lounging on the couch as you watch Rocky IV for the 87th time. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in a pair of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane in a premium knit mid-weight fabric that's so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, slim fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Soft cotton-feel fabric face with a brushed fleece fabric inside
      5. Cuffed legs, practical pockets, and an elastic waistband with a white drawstring to prevent getting pantsed
      6. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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