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    • Do you believe that people in other cities actually call this semi-frozen fruit flavored summertime treat "water" ice??? Those people seriously need a lesson in proper pronunciation.

      This iconic Rita's inspired WOODER ICE tank top is the perfect complement to that sawf pressel you just ate.

      See more like this in our Philly Food Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
      4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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    Solid Midnight Navy
    Solid Mint
    Solid Tahiti Blue
    Solid White
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    Fred Neukum
    What kind of ice is that?

    B&@$h you heard what I said, it’s wooder. MFers be trippin’ out here, that’s why I needed this shirt so I can learn some non-locals. SMH. Oh, the shirt is comfy AF also.