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  • Philly Wooder Ice Tank Top

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    • Do you believe that people in other cities actually call this semi-frozen fruit flavored summertime treat "water" ice??? Those people seriously need a lesson in proper pronunciation.

      This iconic Rita's inspired WOODER ICE tank top is the perfect complement to that sawf pressel you just ate.

      See more like this in our Philly Food Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
      4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: medium
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 3 reviews
    Matthew Jolly
    Wonder Ice Tank

    Fabric is soft, color is nice, accurate and appealing! Seems well made to this point. Service was quick and updates were provided promptly. Was a great gift. Fit a little more snug than I anticipated and I might order up next time, but that’s about it. No negatives with the process

    Philly Wooder Ice Tank

    Great and so Philly!

    Joseph Granato
    So nice I bought two (kind of)

    This shirt has a great design and fit. First one that I bought, well, let's just say there was an incident trying to get it out if the packaging. Tried it on before I tossed it and and it fit too well to not buy again. Get compliments whenever I wear it. Would buy again (again).