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Pat Burrell Is My Biological Father Tank Top

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  • Pat the Bat played in Philadelphia from 2000 to 2008 and was legendary for rounding the bases on and off the field (wink, wink...). Ladies really dug Pat's long ball and Clooney-esque features, so if you were born in Philly during the early aughts and have a square jaw line, there is a pretty decent chance that Pat the Bat is your biological father.

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
    4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Justin Sorshek
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The item is excellent. Took no time to ship to me. Had a problem on my end and every was taking care of immediately. Excellent customer service.