Pat Burrell Is My Biological Father Tank Top

  • Pat the Bat played in Philadelphia from 2000 to 2008 and was legendary for rounding the bases on and off the field (wink, wink...). Ladies dig the long ball and Clooney-esque features, so if you were born in Philly during the early aughts and have a square jaw line, there is a pretty decent chance that Pat the Bat is your biological father.

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

    1. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex tank top that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. Cotton fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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