No One Likes Us Women's Tank Top

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  • “We’re from Philly, f*cking Philly. No one likes us, we don’t care.” Was there a prouder moment in Philadelphia sports history than when our Eagles Super Bowl parade culminated in Jason Kelce, donned in Mummers attire, lead us in singing this song? Not only did we come together as one city that day, but belting out this song together raised a collective middle finger to every other city in the world that ever doubted us. These words might as well be the official motto of Philadelphia, and we're proud to feature them on this super soft tank top.

    See more jawns like this in our Eagles Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Solid Black
Solid Kelly Green
Solid White
Heather Grey
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Valerie Crews
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