"No One Likes Us" Sweatshirt

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  • “We’re from Philly, f**king Philly. No one likes us, we don’t care.” These words might as well be the official motto of Philadelphia, and we're proud to feature them on this classic sweatshirt.

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Everyone needs a go-to sweatshirt, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Cotton Heritage top is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a varsity crewneck and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Phillygoat branded label on back so you know it's not a knock-off
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
    2. Use a mild detergent
    3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
    4. Do not use any fabric softeners
    5. Do not dry-clean
    6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
    7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
    8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Charcoal Heather
Forest Green
Carbon Grey

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Love it!

This was a present for my boyfriend whom is a die-hard Eagles fan & he absolutely loved it. The sweatshirt is great quality and isn't too thick. Perfect for the fall!

Donald McCarty
No One Likes Us

Perfect sentiment forma Philly fan.

Vincent Douglass
Best Xmas gift

Santa knew exactly how we feel. Good quality materials and will be worn proudly

Emma Ganiban
Love It!

The sweatshirt fits perfectly and is very soft!

Sandi Weisel
Love my Iggles!

This sweatshirt is perfect! Because as Iggles fans - if no one likes, we don’t care! I can’t wait for football season to start. Thanks to PhillyGoat for making such original merchandise! Who wants the same old stadium wear?!? It becomes like a uniform. Represent Philly however you choose. No other city like Philly!