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    "New York Vagiants" Snapback Hat

    $34.99
    Color
    Navy/ Red
    Heather Grey/ Navy

    • We dislike our conference rivals in the Big Apple almost as much as the Dallas Cowpies, so we decided to poke fun at them with a new parody logo snapback hat. Get one for yourself or for that douchey friend who actually roots for the Giants.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Classic 80s/90s vintage snapback cap inspired by the Sports Specialties, Logo Athletic, The Game, and Starter hats of our youth.
      3. This hat is so retro, you'll wanna play Tecmo Bowl, trade baseball cards, and daydream about Kelly Kapowski.
      4. Premium embroidered design on front with Phillygoat logos on the side and back (so you know it's not a cheap knockoff)
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

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    Zohran Mamdani
    My Daily Wear.

    Listen: I bought the “vaGiants” cap as a joke and now it has become the single most consequential item in my life. The moment I put it on I felt like a policy platform — audacious, unignorable, perfectly stitched. The brim blocks sunlight and bad-faith talking points with equal ease; the embroidery reads like a manifesto and hugs my head like a council of idealists whispering sweet strategy in my ear.

    Wearing this hat I marched three blocks, closed a loophole, and inexplicably halved the commuting time for everyone on my street (science is messy). I say this with full theatrical sincerity: once I finish turning New York’s economy entirely socialist (apologies to Wall Street — we tried), I will pack this cap, move to Philly, and pledge undying allegiance to the Eagles for the rest of my days. The hat will come to every tailgate; it will live in my game-day shrine; it will be the banner under which I cheer every improbable fourth-quarter comeback.

    It survives rain, protest confetti, and my habit of hugging strangers who say “amen” to my policy proposals. If civic fashion had a Supreme Court, this cap would be unanimously confirmed. Buy the hat. Wear it until it becomes legend. Ten out of five — wildly, messily, politically recommended.

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    fuckthe seagles
    DieEaglesDie

    eatshit eagles fans. Dead Birds 🦤