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  • Life Is Better Down the Shore Women's Tank Top

    Solid Mint
    Solid Black
    Solid Hot Pink
    Solid Midnight Navy
    Solid Purple Rush
    Solid Red
    Solid Royal
    Solid Tahiti Blue
    Solid White
    Heather Grey
    • Ah, the Jersey Shore. For Philadelphians the shore is more than just a vacation spot or a quick getaway. It's our very own slice of heaven on earth. Life is truly better down the shore. It's also better when you're rocking this super soft tank top while you're cruising the beach, walking the boardwalk, or simply lounging on the couch.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
      4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 4 reviews
    John Goyarola
    Birthday Gift for my Sister.

    She absolutely Loves this Tank Top; the only problem I had with PhillyGoat is that I ordered two shirts at the same time, one came 4 days earlier than the other, nothing said on their website about out of stock or sold separately. Kinda bad to pay two separate shipping costs. Why they didn’t get a 5 Star Status.

    Stefano Giordano
    Order mai arrivato !!!

    Non è arrivato nulla

    Jodie Bridges
    Great company

    I ordered a shirt and was too small. I asked if I could exchange it and they said no problem, and then told me to keep the shirt I had! What a great company!

    Rowena Dunbar
    Awesome Really fun!

    Great shirt