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"LICE Harper - Garbage Pail Phils 🤮" Youth Tee
$28.99
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From the twisted minds of Phillygoat and local artist @nonheinous comes a bugged-out baller who is an MVP of malaria-fueled mayhem. Say hello to LICE Harper - an itching ode to the Phils' freshly buzzed first baseman and the latest drop in our Garbage Pail Phils collection. Full of might (and mites), this scratching slugger carries critters and hits dingers. He may be louse-y, but he's far from lousy as he gives opposing pitchers fits by gettin' hits and pickin' nits.
Get one and GO PHILS!
See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
*PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE
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Say hello to your kid's new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause they'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything they've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and sure to make them the coolest kid at school.
- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- Classic youth-sized crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are what douchey NYC / L.A. parents get their kids
- 100% airlume combed & ringspoun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
- Relaxed, lightweight, unisex fit your kid'll never want to take off
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository