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    • The QB1 era is officially here in Philadelphia and we are fired up, BROTHER! This instant classic design is inspired by the original Hulkamania shirt that the Hulkster wore back in the hey day of professional wrestling. We're excited to now bring this shirt to Birds fans everywhere in the hopes that we see all youse tearing these off your chests whenever we score a TD.

      Whatcha gonna do when Hurtsamania runs wild on you, BROTHER?! Say your prayers, take you vitamins and Go Birds!

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Color
    Black Heather
    Red
    Heather Midnight Navy
    Heather Forest
    Dark Grey Heather
    Kelly
    White
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    Ray Garnett
    I’m all in on jalen hurts

    And if you are like me than this shirt is a must have. Nothing screams victory Monday more than sporting this Hurtsamania shirt

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    James Lindner
    Quick shipping product as advertised

    Their shipping is fast and their accuracy of order was perfect and product appears to be good. Bought tshirt as a gift for my son. He will love it.

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    Kim Rausch
    Hurtsmania

    Very soft! Love it

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    Cory Rogers
    Just great

    Awesome shirt. Fast shipping.