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    • The QB1 era is officially here in Philadelphia and we are fired up, BROTHER! This instant classic design is inspired by the original Hulkamania shirt that the Hulkster wore back in the hey day of professional wrestling. We're excited to now bring this shirt to Birds fans everywhere in the hopes that we see all youse tearing these off your chests whenever we score a TD.

      Whatcha gonna do when Hurtsamania runs wild on you, BROTHER?! Say your prayers, take you vitamins and Go Birds!

      Velvetty soft yet durable, this beautifully crafted top features an embroidered design on the chest and sewn-in Phillygoat logo on the wrist that are guaranteed to last a lifetime. Not only will this quickly become your favorite hoodie you've ever owned, but with the high quality craftsmenship, it just might also be the last one you ever need to buy.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Everyone needs a go-to hoodie to curl up in, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Cotton Heritage premium hoodie is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Front pouch pocket is the perfect size for transporting a Dalessandro’s cheese steak or Wawa hoagie
      5. Phillygoat branded sleeve so you know it's not a knock-off
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your hoodie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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    Michael Gilbert Prater Jr
    Hurts hoodie

    Love it great quality get asked about where did I get it from only philly goat the best!