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"215 Bully" Women's Tank Top

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Vintage Black
Premium Heather
Heather White
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Why settle for the same old boring, generic merch everyone else has? Stand out from the Fanatics-wearin' sheep and "get goated" with PhillyGOAT! Designed by local artists. Worn by legends. 🔔🐐❤️🥨🦅

⚠️ WARNING: May cause unsolicited compliments from other Philadelphia sports fans. Do not wear if you don't like being high-five. 🙌

Established in 2020, we've proudly served over 100,000 satisfied customers from the Greater Philadelphia area and beyond, and we've earned close to 10,000 5-star reviews. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

And we're making headlines! We've been featured in the Philadelphia Inquirer, CBS Philadelphia, Fox 29 Philadelphia, and DelcoToday just to name a few.

We take the pressure off of ordering. Don't like what you got? Simply return it for free within 30 days, no questions asked. 🤝

  • 215 is more than Philadelphia’s area code. It’s a state of mind. It’s a way of life. Originally established in 1947 as Philadelphia’s original area code, 215 was later joined by the 267 and 445 area codes to accommodate the City of Brotherly Love’s growing population. But real ones know that 215 will always be the OG. Proudly wear this iconic number like a badge of honor as you rep your Philly roots.

  • See more jawns like this in our Hockey Collection.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Say hello to your new favorite tank top. Sure to turn heads and drop jaws, this form-fitting racerback hugs you in all the right places, and will quickly become a go-to shirt in your summertime rotation.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon for a tri-blend fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Raw edge seams add a an edgy minimalist touch
    4. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
    5. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
    2. Use a mild detergent
    3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
    4. Do not use any fabric softeners
    5. Do not dry-clean
    6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
    7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
    8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository