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    Why settle for being basic when you can be downright bitchin’? 

    Unlike the mythical beauty from Seattle, our mermaid is a stubbly, beer-bellied sea-hag from the 2-1-5 with a rowdy E-A-G-L-E-S chant as her siren song. Think of this as a Starbucks logo that took a hard left into North Philly and fell on hard times.

    Sip bold, laugh loud, and embrace grit. After all, life’s too short for pretentious coffee (or perfect mermaids)

    Product details:
    • Ceramic
    • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
    • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
    • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
    • Lead and BPA-free material
    • Dishwasher and microwave safe

    This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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    Lauren P
    We all know a Schuylkill River Mermaid.

    Love the mug and it’s size - bigger than a normal mug but not too big. Everyone inside it I laugh because I think of a few river mermaids.