Artisinally Crafted Using Mike Schmidt’s Mustache Hairs | 30-Day Free Returns | Satisfaction Guaranteed (*Except Cowboys Fans)
Artisinally Crafted Using Mike Schmidt’s Mustache Hairs | 30-Day Free Returns | Satisfaction Guaranteed (*Except Cowboys Fans)
Why settle for being basic when you can be downright bitchin’?
Unlike the mythical beauty from Seattle, our mermaid is a stubbly, beer-bellied sea-hag from the 2-1-5 with a rowdy E-A-G-L-E-S chant as her siren song. Think of this as a Starbucks logo that took a hard left into North Philly and fell on hard times.
Sip bold, laugh loud, and embrace grit. After all, life’s too short for pretentious coffee (or perfect mermaids)
Product details:
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Love the mug and it’s size - bigger than a normal mug but not too big. Everyone inside it I laugh because I think of a few river mermaids.
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