The Jersey Devil Is Real Women's Tank Top

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  • Without a doubt, New Jersey’s oldest, most enduring, and important pieces of folklore is the tale of the infamous Jersey Devil. For close to three hundred years now, Jerseyans have told tales of this mythical beast that stalks the Pine Barrens and terrorizes local residents. While some Jerseyans embrace their Devil as nothing more than a quaint figment of our collective imagination, and a unique piece of NJ folk culture, we believe it is very real, and that it's coming for you in your sleep. Sweet dreams!

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Solid White
Solid Black
Solid Midnight Navy
Solid Mint
Solid Royal
Solid Tahiti Blue
Heather Grey
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