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  • "The Implication" Tee

    • Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse... because of the implication.

      Mac: Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication?

      Dennis: The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to.. ya know. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinkin' that they will..

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Black Heather
    Heather Midnight Navy
    Heather Forest
    Dark Grey Heather
    Heather True Royal
    Heather Orchid
    Heather Blue
    Athletic Heather
    Heather Mint

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 9 reviews

    I love how soft the material is. It kept its shape and softness after washing. I get lots of compliments from those who are aware of the quote/episode/show.

    Brenna Nott
    Really good quality

    This shirt, even though it was too small, is really good quality. They made exchanging super easy. Would highly recommend this company! Will definitely order again.

    Shauna Ruoff

    "The Implication" Tee

    Robert Pencil
    To thin no go

    I purchased 6 t-shirt and was completely disappointed. The material is to thin. I would not recommend buying. Terrible…

    Jim Kowalick
    Good schtuff

    Love the heather shirts. Got that tri-blend feel that makes my nips tingle. I enjoy that the neck lines are tight and dont come out of package looking like my Mom just got done pulling me down the steps to finish the dishes I promised I would do. Weirdly, this is a problem from other companies.