Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse... because of the implication.
Mac: Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication?
Dennis: The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to.. ya know. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinkin' that they will..
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