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    Hey! Put some clothes on!!! Oh wait.. nevermind.

    Stay comfortable and stylish all summer with this All-Over Print Recycled String Bikini set. It’s made from soft recycled polyester with double-layering and UPF 50+. Style the straps how you like, and get ready to swim!  

    And BONUS: you can finally go streaking onto CBP field without getting fined for public nudity! Get yours now!!!

    • Soft and stretchy material with UPF 50+
    • Sizes up to 6XL
    • Bikini top comes with removable padding for comfort
    • Multiple ways to tie and style the bikini set

    Size guide

      CHEST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 31 ½ 33 ⅞
    XS 33 ⅛ 35 ⅜
    S 34 ⅝ 37
    M 36 ¼ 38 ⅝
    L 39 ⅜ 41 ¾
    XL 42 ½ 44 ⅞
    2XL 45 ⅝ 48
    3XL 48 ⅞ 51 ⅛
    4XL 52 54 ⅜
    5XL 55 ⅛ 57 ½
    6XL 58 ¼ 60 ⅝

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