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  • "The Censoreds" Men's Swim Trunks

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    Hey! Put some pants on!!! Oh wait.. nevermind.

    Get "The Censoreds". These swim trunks have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner.

    And BONUS: you can finally go streaking onto CBP field without getting fined for public nudity! Get yours now!!!

    • Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
    • Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
    • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
    • Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
    • Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
    • Elastic waistband with drawcord
    • Mesh pockets
    • Small inside pocket for valuables
    • UPF 50+

    Size guide

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
    XS 29 ⅞ 37
    S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
    L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
    4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
    5XL 52 59
    6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼

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