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  • "Schuylkill River Mermaid" Mug

    • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

      This coffee mug pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Perfect for Wawa coffee, but can also be used for tea if you're highfalutin.
      3. Classic and durable ceramic mug (because mugs made of loose leaf paper did not score well with consumers in early product development testing).
      4. Rounded corners for a smooth, easy drinking experience (sharp jagged corners also did not test well with consumers).
      5. C-handle for a natural grip when drinking coffee (but you can easily extend your pinky if drinking tea)
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 10 reviews
    Karen Lamach
    AWESOME gift

    My Philly Goat Christmas gifts were a hit! Very fast shipping and great products for any true lifelong Philly fans!

    Tucker's Dad
    Hysterically appropriate

    Bought one for a gift, but now I'm sure I will need more!

    Kathy Ayars
    Schuylkill Mermaid

    Phillygoat delivered a fun, good quality mug in excellent packaging! My son is still chuckling!

    Jon S.
    Mug works!

    Gave this as a birthday present and now the birthday boy won’t shut up about it. Keep making superior products!

    BTW - Mug holds liquid and keeps it hot.

    She’s delightful

    Would make any Philly Delco guy proud!