"Schuylkill River Mermaid" Sweatshirt

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  • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

    This sweatshirt pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Everyone needs a go-to sweatshirt, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Gildan 18000 is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a varsity crewneck and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Phillygoat branded label on back so you know it's not a knock-off
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
    2. Use a mild detergent
    3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
    4. Do not use any fabric softeners
    5. Do not dry-clean
    6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
    7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
    8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
Black
Maroon
Red
Dark Heather
Indigo Blue
Military Green
Light Blue
Sport Grey
Light Pink
White
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Customer Reviews

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Anthony M Napoletano
My Top Sweatshirt

I love this sweatshirt, I've worn it every morning since I got it. It's hilarious to me as a person who has spent lots of to on the Schuylkill River; a great reminder of home.

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Elizabeth OKane
Schuylkill River Mermaid Sweatshirt

Showed up fast. Awesome sweatshirt!

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Natalie Ullmann
Philly Philly

Came quickly, comfortable sweatshirt, and nice hat. Already had multiple people ask where I got the march from

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Julia Hickey
Schuylkill River Mermaid Sweatshirt

Loved it! Great quality and ordered a matching one with my Dad :))

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Ali I
Love it

The sweatshirt is great quality and cozy. Plus I love the red color.