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  • "Philly vs All Youse" Women's Tank Top

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    • Philadelphia has always had a chip on its shoulder. The original capital of America, we’re now often overlooked as the city that sits between New York and Washington, D.C. But make no mistake about it, when push comes to shove you want Philly on your side. We back down to no one - doesn’t matter who or how many of youse there are. We’ll fight you to the bitter end because that’s just who we are. We know no other way. Even if you take us down (which you won’t), we’ll get back up and keep on fighting. If the gloves come off, you can have any and all other cities on your side. We’ll take Philly on ours. Don’t believe us? Just try us, if youse dare...

      See more like this in our Jawn Collection.

    • Say hello to your new favorite tank top. Sure to turn heads and drop jaws, this form-fitting racerback hugs you in all the right places, and will quickly become a go-to shirt in your summertime rotation.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon for a tri-blend fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Raw edge seams add a an edgy minimalist touch
      4. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      5. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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