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  • "Ben Franklin Whizzing on Cowboy Star" Mug

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    • We were big Calvin & Hobbes fans as kids. They did some pretty cool things in that comic strip. But the coolest thing I ever saw Calvin do.. was pee on the Cowboys logo. That image, depicted on countless bumper stickers that rolled into the Vet on Game Day back in the 80s and 90s, is forever seared into my brain. As an homage, we're bringing it back, but with a Founding Father twist. And since Ben Franklin was easily the coolest founding father, we can definitely see him doing this.

      Go Birds!

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      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Perfect for Wawa coffee, but can also be used for tea if you're highfalutin.
      3. Classic and durable ceramic mug (because mugs made of loose leaf paper did not score well with consumers in early product development testing).
      4. Rounded corners for a smooth, easy drinking experience (sharp jagged corners also did not test well with consumers).
      5. C-handle for a natural grip when drinking coffee (but you can easily extend your pinky if drinking tea)
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

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    James Brotzman
    Perfect Mug

    This mug is a great addition to my office. I have a few coworkers who are Dallas fans so this was a welcome addition to my office mug collection.