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"Philly vs All Youse" Tank Top

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Why settle for the same old boring, generic merch everyone else has? Stand out from the Fanatics-wearin' sheep and "get goated" with PhillyGOAT! Designed by local artists. Worn by legends. 🔔🐐❤️🥨🦅

⚠️ WARNING: May cause unsolicited compliments from other Philadelphia sports fans. Do not wear if you don't like being high-five. 🙌

Established in 2020, we've proudly served over 100,000 satisfied customers from the Greater Philadelphia area and beyond, and we've earned close to 10,000 5-star reviews. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

And we're making headlines! We've been featured in the Philadelphia Inquirer, CBS Philadelphia, Fox 29 Philadelphia, and DelcoToday just to name a few.

We take the pressure off of ordering. Don't like what you got? Simply return it for free within 30 days, no questions asked. 🤝

  • Philadelphia has always had a chip on its shoulder. The original capital of America, we’re now often overlooked as the city that sits between New York and Washington, D.C. But make no mistake about it, when push comes to shove you want Philly on your side. We back down to no one - doesn’t matter who or how many of youse there are. We’ll fight you to the bitter end because that’s just who we are. We know no other way. Even if you take us down (which you won’t), we’ll get back up and keep on fighting. If the gloves come off, you can have any and all other cities on your side. We’ll take Philly on ours. Don’t believe us? Just try us, if youse dare...

    See more like this in our Jawn Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
    4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository