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"Philly Snake Tattoo" Sweatshirt
$44
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Every one has a story about the one who got away. Here is mine:
It was the late '90s, before I was 21, and I was able to get into Keenan's Irish Pub in North Wildwood, NJ with the help of an older friend's ID. There was a woman at the bar who was well into her fifties, and she was wearing a Darren Daulton jersey coupled with jean shorts. She had teased mall hair and was crushing Rolling Rocks. The thing I remember most though was the large tattoo on her calf of a venomous snake coiled around a heart with the word "Philly" on top. Her name was Denise, and she bought me a boilermaker.
This design is a tribute to Denise, the one in the Dutch jersey and jean shorts with the big badass snake calf tattoo, and who I still carry in my heart. And now you can carry her close to your heart, too, with this badass sweatshirt.
Denise, if you're out there and if you happen to see this - call me. I know you're probably like 80 now, and that tattoo has some sag to it, but I am confident we can pick up right where we left off and make it work.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
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Everyone needs a go-to sweatshirt, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Gildan 18000 is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a varsity crewneck and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.
- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
- Phillygoat branded label on back so you know it's not a knock-off
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
- Use a mild detergent
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not use any fabric softeners
- Do not dry-clean
- Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
- If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository