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  • "๐Ÿ Philly Soccer ๐Ÿ" Men's Premium Jersey Tee

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    • Snakeskin + lightning bolt = awesomeness. We've outdone ourselves with this design that's sure to turn heads and get people talking. Meant for Philly soccer hooligans and casual footie fans alike, you're gonna wanna doop it up in this instant classic jersey tee.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Soccer Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt โ€”it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 95% polyester, 5% elastane in a premium knit mid-weight jersey fabric that's so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, โ€œooooohhhhโ€ฆ aaahhhhhhhโ€ฆโ€
      3. Classic retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneckย style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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    MIKE KUCHEFSKI
    Philadelphia Union snake skin short sleeve shirt.

    I love the shirt!!! It's different. I'm a union season ticket member and a lot of people will definitely ask me about it and I'll tell them Philly goat!! Thanks guys

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    Mark Flicker
    Philly Union shirt

    This shirt was purchased as a gift, not given yet. Seems like a great item to me.

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    Rusty T
    I feel like kenny powers

    Your f'n out! Great shirt though, good quality and original design.