Pat Burrell played in Philadelphia from 2000 to 2008 and was legendary for rounding the bases on and off the field (wink, wink...). Ladies really dug Pat's long ball and Clooney-esque features, so if your kid was born in Philly and has a square jaw line, there is a pretty decent chance that Pat the Bat is their biological father.
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