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Pat Burrell Is My Biological Father Kids Tee

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  • Pat Burrell played in Philadelphia from 2000 to 2008 and was legendary for rounding the bases on and off the field (wink, wink...). Ladies really dug Pat's long ball and Clooney-esque features, so if your kid was born in Philly and has a square jaw line, there is a pretty decent chance that Pat the Bat is their biological father.

    See more jawns like this in our Kids Tee Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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