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  • "We Booed Santa" Tee

    • Philadelphia sports fans have a bit of a reputation, to say the least. The crowning moment that solidified our place in sports lore was the infamous “booing Santa Claus” episode during a Birds game at Franklin Field on December 15, 1968. Not only did we boo Santa, but we also pelted him with snowballs. If you ask us, that fat jolly SOB had it coming...

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Color
    Black Heather
    Heather Midnight Navy
    Dark Grey Heather
    Kelly
    Tan
    Athletic Heather
    Heather Forest
    Leaf
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    Customer Reviews

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    John Mahler
    Tee shirt

    Perfect and true to size

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    Elizabeth Saunders
    Best Christmas Shirt Ever

    This shirt is really soft and comfortable, fits well, and is hilarious. My son loved it and wore it all season!!

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    Jaclyn McGill
    Beautiful and Hilarious

    Really great quality shirt. Had to buy as a Philadelphia transplant who constantly is excused of being willing and ready to launch snowballs.

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    Glenn Coyle
    Hi quality t-shirt

    Love this shirt, it fits as promised.

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    Scott Turner
    Classic Tee

    What a classic, only an Eagles 🦅 fan could understand !!! Good Quality Too !!!