"No One Likes Us" Tee

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  • “We’re from Philly, f*cking Philly. No one likes us, we don’t care.” These words might as well be the official motto of Philadelphia, and we're proud to feature them on this super soft tee.

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
    4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
    6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
    7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
    2. Use a mild detergent
    3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
    4. Do not use any fabric softeners
    5. Do not dry-clean
    6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
    7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
    8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
Black Heather
Heather Forest
Dark Grey Heather
Kelly
Tan
Athletic Heather
White
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Customer Reviews

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Cory.
Love it

I am a philly girl but had to relocate to VA and I wear 90% philly attire. This shirts saying fits me to a tee!!! Everybody that sees it on me smiles and if they know me says couldn't be more fitting!!! I would take one in everything you have!!!!

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Mark Poliski
All Good

Of course, the “no one likes us we don’t care” theme helped sell the shirt but I was impressed with the quick delivery and the quality of the t-shirt. I’m sure I’ll make more Phillygoat purchases.

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Laura Wright

"No One Likes Us" Tee

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CarpGCS
Always reppin

What can I say? My favorite Philly saying in old school Eagles font? Hell yes! Very comfortable tshirt material too.

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Eric Brooks
No One Likes Us Tee is awesome

I purchased this T shirt for my best friend‘s birthday present, and he loved it. He never takes it off. Now, his wife is pissed at me! Perfect gift