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  • Life Is Better Down the Shore Tank Top

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    • Ah, the Jersey Shore. For Philadelphians the shore is more than just a vacation spot or a quick getaway. It's our very own slice of heaven on earth. Life is truly better down the shore. It's also better when you're rocking this super soft tank top while you're cruising the beach, walking the boardwalk, or simply lounging on the couch.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
      4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: medium
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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