Jalen "Hurtsamania" Women's Tank Top

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  • The Jalen Hurts era has officially begun in Philadelphia and we are fired up! This instant classic design is inspired by the original Hulkamania shirt that Hulk Hogan wore back in the heyday of professional wrestling. We're excited to now bring this tank top to Eagles fans everywhere in the hopes that we see all youse tearing these off your chests whenever Jalen scores a TD.

    Whatcha gonna do when Hurtsamania runs wild on you, BROTHER?! Say your prayers, take you vitamins and Go Birds!

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
Solid Red
Solid Black
Solid Kelly Green
Solid White
Heather Grey
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