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"Hurtsamania" Sweatshirt
$44
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The QB1 era is officially here in Philadelphia and we are fired up, BROTHER! This instant classic design is inspired by the original Hulkamania shirt that the Hulkster wore back in the hey day of professional wrestling. We're excited to now bring this shirt to Birds fans everywhere in the hopes that we see all youse tearing these off your chests whenever we score a TD.
Whatcha gonna do when Hurtsamania runs wild on you, BROTHER?! Say your prayers, take you vitamins and Go Birds!
See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
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- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
- Classic varsity crewneck lets the world know you’re a baller
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository