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  • "Hair Flow & Bubble Blow" Unisex Tank Top

    • How cool is our MV3?? There's never been a combination of athleticism, grit, and flair quite like what he brings to the field every single night. Pay tribute to one of the best players in the game and his one-of-a-kind style by rocking the iconic hair flow and bubble gum blow on this super-soft tank top. Scientifically formulated to make you look awesome.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
      4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: medium
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Color
    Athletic Heather
    Oatmeal Triblend
    White
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