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  • "Good Things Happen in Philadelphia" Tank Top

    • Time to say goodbye to the orange jabroni (and we’re not talking about Gritty) who claimed that bad things happen in Philadelphia so that we can celebrate all of the good things that happen here. Philadelphia is where democracy was born in 1776 and it’s also where democracy was saved in 2020 when we collectively swung the tide of an election, ultimately getting us back on track to truly making America great again. This design, featuring our very own iconic Liberty Bell in all its glory, is a symbol of unity, hope, and positivity that emanates from the City of Brotherly Love – the one city that the entire free world can count on when push comes to shove.

      See more like this in our Jawn Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
      4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: medium
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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