Fresh Prince "Yo Holmes, Smell Ya Later" Women's Tank Top

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  • In West Philadelphia born and raised... Has there ever been a TV opening credit song as iconic as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's? We loved Will Smith in that show because even though he was suddenly thrust into living the posh life with his auntie and uncle in L.A.'s lap of luxury, he still kept his Philly realness. And what's more real than essentially telling someone straight to their face that they smell bad? That's exactly what Will Smith did immediately upon exiting the cab that took him to his new mansion in Bel-Air. This women's tank top celebrates one of the most quoted lines from one of the most quoted songs in TV history.

    An unsung and tragic footnote to this story is that the cab driver, a.k.a. Mr. Holmes, was completely shattered by Will's uncouth comment. Oh, the cabbie hid his pain from family and friends behind a false smile, but eventually it became too much to bear. How could he go on being the guy who was famous solely for having his stench pointed out to the world in the most public of ways by rising star, Will Smith? To ease the spiraling self-consciousness about his body odor, Holmes soon turned to a life of booze, drugs, and cheap women, and he gambled away all of his paychecks from the network. Eventually poor Holmes had to sell his cab, the one thing he owned in this world and the only thing he held dear, so that he could pay for an increasing need to medicate himself - anything and everything he could get his hands on to numb himself from the intense pain inflicted by Will's snide remark. Who new that one thoughtless comment uttered by a young, brash kid could throw a person's life into such turmoil and eventually lead to a man's undoing?

    That said, it is a pretty funny line so we've commemorated it on this tank top.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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