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  • "Birds Leg Lamp" All-Over Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

    • Everyone needs an ugly Christmas sweater, so how 'bout this Birds leg lamp one that's a nod to everyone's favorite yuletide classic "A Christmans Story". Definitely not "fra-GEE-leh", this all-over printed sweatshirt will be your go-to holiday sweater for decades to come. Just be careful you don't shoot your eye out.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite sweatshirt. Precision cut and hand-sewn to achieve the best possible look, this varsity crewneck features a comfy soft outside with a vibrant print and an even softer brushed fleece inside. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane in a premium knit mid-weight sweatshirt fabric that's so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Phillygoat logo on left-sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 8 reviews

    My son loved the sweater and got a lot of laughs over it

    Patrick K
    Eagles Leg Lamp Sweater

    Great fit and she tells me it is super soft and comfortable. So glad we got AND in time for Christmas Eve dinner!!

    Love the LEG, "it's a major award"

    Had nothing but compliments from everyone on my new ugly Xmas sweatshirt. Think I'll need to buy one for a friend as well, an early or late Christmas present

    Heather Tocco
    Fun Ugly Sweater

    Loved this sweater for a fun Christmas party!

    Great sweatshirt and a lot of fun!

    Comfortable, fun sweatshirt. The quality is great. I needed to switch sizes and they were extremely accommodating.