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  • "Birds Leg Lamp" Knitted Ugly Christmas Sweater

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    Everyone needs an ugly Christmas sweater, so how 'bout this Birds leg lamp one that's a nod to everyone's favorite yuletide classic "A Christmas Story". Definitely not "fra-GEE-leh", this super soft knitted sweater will be your go-to ugly Xmas sweater for decades to come. Just be careful you don't shoot your eye out.

    - 55% cotton, 45% polyester
    - Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
    - Lightweight, soft-feel knitted fabric
    - Unisex sizing
    - Machine washable

    Disclaimers:

    - The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
    - Wash at 30–40°C.
    - The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
    - Wash at 30–40°C.
    - Order by November 21st for December 24th Xmas gift delivery.

    Need it sooner? Get the all-over printed polyester sweatshirt version here.


    This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!