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  • "Birds Fan Billy" Tank Top

    • Birds fans have a bit of a reputation – loud, rowdy, and take no prisoners. If there’s something that all Philadelphia fans can agree on, it’s that Dallas fans are the worst. This design of a retro coloring book celebrates Birds Fan Billy, a young Philly hero with a taste for Cowboy blood. His parents clearly raised him the right way.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite tank top. Show off your guns in this timeless classic that will quickly become a go-to shirt in your summertime rotation.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% airlume and ring-spun cotton (triblends are 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon) for a fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going too hard on the crab fries recently
      4. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on upper back so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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    Charcoal-Black Triblend
    Athletic Heather
    Oatmeal Triblend
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