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    • Duuunnn dunn... duuunnn dunn... We're gonna need a bigger jawn!

      Get out of the shark infested wooder and pay tribute to Philly’s favorite slang word “Jawn” with a design inspired by the iconic titular font from the classic movie Jaws.

      See more like this in our Jawn Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
      4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: medium
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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    Douglas Brown
    3 quality shirts!

    Bought 3 different shirts and they all feel good quality and comfy and they fit true to size!