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    • There’s no shortage of cool in Fishtown. The working-class neighborhood, named for its history as the epicenter of the commercial shad-fishing industry, has emerged in recent years as one of Philly’s main hubs of artistic, culinary and musical action. Fishtown is home to a vibrant nightlife, gastropubs, beer gardens, and a plethora of Indie bands, and was even named one of America’s hottest new neighborhoods by Forbes magazine. Let’s just say that Brooklyn wishes it was Fishtown. Celebrate Fishtown’s heritage with this minimal design that’s both classic and hip – a nod to the neighborhood’s blue collar past as well as it’s bright future.

      See more jawns like this in our Neighborhoods Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite tank top. Show off your guns in this timeless classic that will quickly become a go-to shirt in your summertime rotation.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% airlume and ring-spun cotton (triblends are 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon) for a fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going too hard on the crab fries recently
      4. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on upper back so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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