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  • "Phan Eyes" Tee

    • One look says it all. Inspired by the greatest mascot of all time, this shirt is scientifically formulated to make you look phreaking awesome. Get this tee and make every other fan at the ballpark green with envy.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.


    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 11 reviews

    Awesome shirt! Bought as a gift and the recipient loves wearing it on game days.

    Phanatic Wear

    As a life long Phillie Phanatic Phan, it is next to impossible to find adult clothes and hats that support our favorite mascot… until now! I got the shoes, shirt and hoodie with those famous eyes. EVERYONE LOVES THEM! I wear them all the time! Thank you for allowing adults to be kids too! 💚

    Elly Hensman
    Can’t wait to wear!

    It got here so quickly and it is super cute! I cannot wait to wear it to The Bank with the matching shoes! My only complaint is the color is a bit faded, not as vibrant as it should start out, as if it’s been washed a few times already.


    Never had personal service like this, you guys answered my emails , applied my discounts and helped me with everything!!! Great way to shop and amazing things to buy! Like no other !!

    Lisa Patrizi
    Philly Phanatic Phan Tee

    The Philly Phan tee is comfortable and matches the Philly Phanatic canvas shoes I purchased from Philly Goat perfectly. They are both Phantastic!