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"Our Savior Jesus Bryce" Tee
$32.99
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Has there ever been a player more fun to root for than Bryce? Has there ever been a Philadelphia athlete who just "gets it" more than Bryce? Has there ever been a better human to walk the earth than Bryce? Well Jesus, maybe.. but that also begs the question, has anyone ever seen Bryce and Jesus in the same room at the same time? You don't think 🤯..
Say hello to "The Lord Jesus Bryce" tee. According to scripture found in Jawn 3:16, this shirt can perform miracles like turning wooder into Yuengling lager and can multiply just a few loaves of Amoroso's rolls into enough cheesesteaks to feed an entire multitude of people.
Amen and GO PHILS!
See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
*PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES BELOW
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Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.
- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
- Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
- Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
- Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
- Use a mild detergent
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not use any fabric softeners
- Do not dry-clean
- Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
- If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository