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  • "If You Don't Want to Get Booed, Don't Suck" Comfort Colors Tee

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    • "If you don't want to get booed, don't suck." - John Kruk

      It really is that simple. This classic quote from Krukker was meant for Philly sports, but it is also just great life advice in general.

    • See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE


    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Comfort Colors 1717 tee. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Battle Brothers Foundation logo on right sleeve because this shirt helps support our veterans
      8. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

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    Andrea Stehman
    Great conversation starter at the away game

    Got this shirt to wear for our girls trip down to see the Phils pay against the Nationals. It was comfortable and got a lot of complements for the other Phils fans that were there.

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    Joanne Sykes Hackney
    I have been a customer since the first shirt

    I was born in raised in Philadelphia. But then we decided to move to Florida when my husband passed away. I started watching more Philly games so now I wear Philly shirts all the time and most of them come from. Phillygoat.

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    Chris L
    Great shirt!

    I love wearing this shirt and get lots of comments when I do. Thanks for the quote Krukker!

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    Dominic Carapelli
    If you don’t want to get booed T review

    As soon as I saw it, I know I needed it. Wore it to the next game we went to and was getting compliments, laughs, finger pointing w/wry smiles, people asking where I got it, from the time the security guard at the metal detector said “great shirt, dude!” Definitely recommend!

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    Mike Donnelly
    Great Message

    It’s not the shirt message itself. It’s the stupid comfort fit shirts in general. They wrinkle and wear like sacks. I’d pay extra for better quality material and fits.